News of the Weird

Aliens. Cigarette lighters. Mercury Retrograde. Lynch. Mucus. Area 51. Drones. 👽 🚬 ☁️ 👃 👽 🌙

There's so much weird these days we can't keep up. That's why this is a couple of days late and you haven't heard from us.

We're investigating weird. More coming.

According to the Farmers’ Almanac, Me…